← Blue's Requiem
Full-spread storyboard image labeled 03 DAVE'S NUMBER. Dave dead center in his Fremont lanyard, mid-orientation, holding a laminated FREMONT FACILITY info card. The ward arranged in a circle around him on a floor inset with a Fremont Facility logo. Behind him, the OS WALRUS 10 / FULLY COMPATIBLE cobalt-blue display with waveform. A hot magenta-pink BEEP! comic sound effect floating in the air to his right. SERVICE IS LOVE on the left wall, THE MISSION CONTINUES IN YOU on the right. Blue in the audience making the beep tone himself, Bryce the therapist in the foreground with a clipboard.

Dave

from Blue's Requiem · The Musical

[Verse 1]

Hi, my name is Dave and I'll be your android assassin today.
I know when it comes to contractors you have many choices,
So thank you for choosing me.
Rest assured your privacy is of the utmost importance to the company.
Good, let's begin. I am fully compatible with OS Walrus 10.
If you haven't updated to the latest version please do that now.
Excellent. Okay, if you're ready, let's select the target.

[Chorus]

Hi, my name is Dave and I'll be your android assassin today.
Let's select the target.
Hi, my name is Dave and I'll be your android assassin today.
Let's select the target.
Hi, my name is Dave and I'll be your android assassin today.
Let's select the target.
Hi, my name is Dave and I'll be your android assassin today.
Let's select the target.

[Bridge]

Mister [beep tone], thank you again. Your selection has now been processed.
Please allow for between 12 and 24 hours to initiate the project.
We employ no fewer than 50 pinpoint directives to locate and assess your intended objective.
And when I, Dave, am ready to engage,
You will receive encrypted updates on any and all progress being made.

[Chorus]

Hi, my name is Dave and I'll be your android assassin today.
Let's select the target.
Hi, my name is Dave and I'll be your android assassin today.
Let's select the target.
Hi, my name is Dave and I'll be your android assassin today.
Let's select the target.
Hi, my name is Dave and I'll be your android assassin today.
Let's select the target.

[Coda]

Mister [beeeeep tone], it has come to our attention
A matter of significant concern
It appears you have selected a target
Who is unambiguously protected under bylaw C of addendum 3
We apologize for the delay in relaying this information
And any confusion it may cause

[Chorus]

Hi, my name is Dave and I'll be your android assassin today.
Rest assured your privacy is of the utmost importance to the company.
Hi, my name is Dave and I'll be your android assassin today.
Rest assured your privacy is of the utmost importance to the company.
Hi, my name is Dave and I'll be your android assassin today.